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Cristiano Ronaldo´s nudes

2011-10-27T06:12:00.000-07:00

Earth Song - Michael Jackson

2009-11-13T11:48:00.001-08:00

Cristiano Ronaldo is the best

2008-02-04T13:29:00.000-08:00

What a grand thing, to be loved!
What a grander thing still, to love!
- Victor Hugo -

Love bears all things, believes all things,
hopes all things, endures all things.
- The Bible : 1 Corinthians -

Ronaldo in 27/01/2008

Cristiano Ronaldo is the worst

LOVE is all around

2008-02-04T13:12:00.000-08:00

Whispers in the Wind

Your whispers are gentle echoes
that sway ardent winds of harmony
and in the symphony of life
each word is wrapped in rhapsody.

We travel separate roads of life
gather flowers along the way and
share the music of their fragrance.

We exist between two winds,
I here under a pale moon
you, the other end of somewhere.

Sometimes when wind blows through trees
I pause to listen and in its passing
I hear the tenderness of your voice
that fills the spectrum of my soul.

You are the chime of warm rain,
the moon that glows through the trees
and within the luster of evening
your aura fills the scene.

I hear the whispers of the wind
see the stars shine in the sky,
but I hold the sunrise in my pocket.

Dance with me within the wind,
then just let me love you.

- Orania Hamilton -

UOUOUOUOOOUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOhhhh

2008-02-04T11:25:00.001-08:00

Real terrorists

2007-11-08T15:49:00.001-08:00

I believe I can fly

2007-11-07T11:31:00.000-08:00

But you will never touch the sky

Make HIM yourself

2007-11-06T16:14:00.001-08:00

My wifes new car

2007-11-06T16:09:00.000-08:00

Error message

2007-11-06T03:27:00.001-08:00

Generate your oun error message. HERE!!!

La pop art

2007-11-06T03:18:00.001-08:00

This is art.
Go HERE to see more of this...

Peace of art

2007-11-06T03:14:00.001-08:00

This is the correct thing to do

2007-11-06T03:12:00.000-08:00

Do you need glasses???

2007-11-04T13:38:00.001-08:00

Art in Serralves

2007-11-04T13:34:00.001-08:00

Serralves (Portugal)

F1 accident

2007-11-02T16:10:00.001-07:00

Art

2007-11-02T16:07:00.001-07:00

What do you see?

A Blow job!!!

How to date a girl who is way out of your league (part 2)

2007-11-01T16:05:00.000-07:00

step 2"The Hook"

This is half the battle right here. You're not the most suave guy, and you want someone to notice you. Guess what, I am not going to give you cheap tricks, or cheesy lines.... infact I am of the personal belief that if its a line at all, its cheap. The best contact comes spur of the moment, not necessarily some heartfelt speech, but most likely a comment, or a joke or a witty interaction based on the situation.

Don't
-Approach a girl who doesn't seem to want to be approached
-Approach a girl in a bar, or club--these girls are looking to be wooed by a fast car, cheap haircut, and lame lines. They have their guard up, and don't want to be bothered.
-Try to hard. This is the biggest game killer ever. I can write pages on this, but I'll put it at this "if you're frustrated--you probably trying to hard, if she's frustrated--your definitely trying too hard"

Do
-Place yourself in a situation you are comfortable with
-Give yourself any social edges possible
-Not rule out friends as possible romantic interests
-Not rule out the idea of meeting someone in the strangest places
-Act confident and natural

Conversation is after all the heart of getting to know someone. "First contact" is the most important. If you can keep someones interest and make them laugh, and feel good about themselves, you've got someones interest, and can take it to the next level... phone number, going on a date, etc. There are some things to avoid during conversation, for instance you want to avoid any serious subject... war, politics, religion, abortion, etc. If one of these does happen to come up, keep it light, and change the subject matter. Also you want to avoid complimenting her too much, this comes across as desperate/needy.

Be interested in her personality, be genuine, try to get to know her. talk about your common ground, get her talking about what excites her, what her interests are. Do talk about yourself, do be polite. Don't ramble on about yourself, this can happen if there is a gap in the conversation it only proves to makes this awkward. As a general rule of thumb a girl will ask you if she is interested to know something about you. Pay attention, don't just hear, listen. Make a mental note of things she says, remember them, there will be a quiz later.

You want to keep your body language in mind too... there are far better resources on body language than this article, and I strongly suggest you look into them. Mainly you want to keep a firm grasp on what you are saying with you body. Keep a good posture, relaxed but not slouching. Don't let your eyes wander too much, be confident and look her in the eye when speaking to her. Mind your hands, don't let them fidget and play with something (tablecloth, hair, keys, etc). Don't move too much, nervous feet shuffling, shifting your weight. Act casual, and try to keep your actions on your mind so that you don't let them get the best of you.

Generally treat a girl the way you would like to be treated, be polite, considerate, and genuine. It seems like common sense, and it really is, but alot of people forget that, or overlook it. Try to keep that in mind.

Kissing Policemen

2007-11-01T16:02:00.000-07:00

BLUE NOSES | Kissing Policemen (An Epoch of Clemency) | This photograph was banned in early October by Russia's culture minister, Alexander Sokolov, from an exhibition of contemporary Russian art in Paris.

Library's clever answer to network filtering

2007-11-01T16:01:00.000-07:00

Dana sez, "Saw this in the San Clemente, Ca library. I was performing my magic show and took this poor pic on my Treo. The 'unfiltered' side faces the reference desk so the librarians can monitor usage but they say it has reduced abuse and given adults uncensored access to the internet."

The art of cropping - for myspace

2007-10-29T15:46:00.001-07:00

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Big lie

2007-10-27T14:44:00.001-07:00

This is a big lie.
This is not true!!!
They don´t treat us like shit.

The Sneeze Tests Out Domino’s Pizza Ordering System

2007-10-26T13:42:00.000-07:00

Domino’s Pizza has an online pizza ordering system that gives you full control over topping selection and orientation. Steve at The Sneeze decided to test out their system, including ordering a pizza with no toppings on one side and beef only on the other. Here’s his full report on “The Great Pizza Orientation Test”.

They also offer a “NONE” option on all toppings. It’s even available on the “CHEESE” and “SAUCE” rows — so just to be a dick, I also ordered a 6-inch individual “NONE” pizza with BEEF (on the left).

When photos go wrong!

2007-10-26T13:38:00.000-07:00

Hampshire Hampshire police thought it would be a good idea to advertise on the back of buses. Their planning didn’t take into account the position of the exhaust pipe….

Russian show - "Minuta Slavy" - the best!!!

2007-10-26T13:34:00.000-07:00

How to date a girl who is way out of your league.

2007-10-25T14:47:00.000-07:00

intro- How to date a girl who is way out of your league.

I consider myself to be pretty well on the geeky side, I am an electrical engineering student, avid member of the computer community, and a dabbler of all things technical. I have never been extremely social or outgoing, I'm not the life of the party. Normally I am the kinda guy that you would look over, especially if you are a hot girl. However I have had more than my fair share of girlfriends way out of my league. For instance, the last 2 girls who I dated seriously have both been well out of my league/social circle, who I met in completely different ways/places.

This is what works for me, I have told this to many people, and it has worked for those who followed through. Its not a magical spell to make anyone fall in love with you, but it definitely helps tip the scales in your favor.

my disclaimer is that this works for me, It might not work for you. I do not treat women badly in any way, and I have the utmost respect for women, same as men. I understand that this, or any set of guidelines is not completely definitive or sure-fire, but it is my way, if you don't agree, theres no need to wage any sort of comment war. I guarantee you some men will think I am wrong, and alot of women will. These guidelines have worked for dozens of people.

step 1- Be Yourself

I know this isn't the most original way to open up, but it really is the most important step. If a girl doesn't like who you are once she gets to know you, she isn't worth your time. Furthermore if you have to change who you are to attract, or keep a girl, you are cheating both yourself and her. In my opinion that is the biggest lie... to be anything other than yourself

Some people just won't like you, and just won't click... it just won't work.
Get over it.
Lying is the worst. If have to lie to get something, its not for you, and its not worth having to lie to keep it. Girls are no exception to the human race, they appreciate honesty above all. This is a good thing to realize about all people, if you plan on dealing with them for the rest of your life. By honesty I don't mean "Yes, that dress makes you look fat," I mean honesty of character.

You have to be pretty confident, and realize that ultimately you are selling yourself--Not everyone is buying, but being confident and straightforward is the best sales pitch.
-don't deceive
-Be Honest
-Let her be herself

step 2- "The Hook"
............................................................ stay still. Wen i wish i will continue...

Radiohead Offers up New Album as Pay-What-You-Can to Fans

2007-10-25T14:43:00.000-07:00

The band that continues to push boundaries is stirring it up once again. Radiohead is offering their first album in four years as a pay-what-you-can download.

Recently Simon Jenkins reported in the Guardian Weekly that moral panic is spreading at CEO mansions of large record labels as CD sales drop 23 percent. He also wisely points out that cultural shifts have other sides, such as the live concert scene skyrocketing in attendance as of late.

While some musicians and corporate lackeys spend sleepless nights worrying about "protecting" the industry, progressive bands like Radiohead forge ahead and embrace new ways of sharing their art. Their fans will only love them for it and I suspect will even remunerate it appreciatingly.

So, on October 11th, visit inrainbows.com, which is the name of the new album, and follow the links to pay. Eventually you will be asked to "pay what you can." There's even another button for the confused, who are used to getting greased by a hyper-commercial industry run amok that says, "no really, it's up to you."

Eat your heart out, Dylan, you shameless sell-out.

Gadgets that we wrrrreerrerrrrerrerrrr...

2007-10-25T14:39:00.000-07:00

Today we saw a electric roller skates, Venn diagram of Playstation 3 models, a multi-track audio editor for Windows Mobile PDAs, handy little depth of field calculators (which I was then told are as old as the hills), a new version of the dead-in-the-water PocketSurfer2, a new sleep-tracking watch with REM cycle history software, perhaps the most badass motorcycle in recent memory, a new cheapish Wacom Cintiq tablet screen, a self-adjusting wrench, Japanese manhole covers (and I don't mean Hard Gay's tailor), the just-high-enough-tech EpiSurveyor project, a strange clock that tells time with only noise, a watch with a barometer and more, a plug-in Prius, cameras that are starting to come with ample embedded memory, a spy mirror clock, and Gmail <3ing>.

Hello for your sisters

2007-10-25T14:02:00.000-07:00

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WE HATE YOU........................................... "cabeça de porco"